Promotion ?

The young executive was working late one evening. As he stepped out of his office to get some coffee he saw the boss standing by the office shredder, a piece of paper in his hand. "Do you know how to work this thing?" the older man asked. "My secretary's gone home and I don't know how to run it."

"Yes, sir," the eager underling replied. He turned on the machine, took

the paper from the other man and fed it in.

"Oh, thanks," his boss said. "One copy will be fine."